The Evils of Voice Recognition

A lot of companies are moving to voice recognition instead of touch-tone inputs. This can get rather annoying, especially if you don't want people to hear what you're saying. Touch-tone is nice and anonymous... If I were in charge, you might start hearing "conversations" like this...

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