As seen on Gabbe's profile on Hashkafa.com:
A frog telephones a psychic hotline and is told: "You are going to meet a beautiful
young girl who will want to know everything about you."
"Great," says the frog. "Will I meet her at a party?"
"No," says the psychic. "Next year -- in biology class."
p.s. What's "TAOTD", by the way? My best guess is "The Art of the Deal", by Donald Trump (no link for you, sorry). It's almost certainly "The A_____ of the D_____", anyway...
p.p.s. Sorry about the --YY-YY at the end of my XML fed-posts... growing pains :-P